A test: The Rorschach – get a “professional” consult now!

The Rorschach test (also known as the “inkblot test”) is wildly controversial in the world of psychology. It’s a test with which psychologists have tried to find “deeper” characteristics of people, and to understand people’s impulses. Many researchers have proven that it’s not at all valid or reliable, and that it shouldn’t be used. However, it is still occasionally used (particularly in the forensic setting).

It’s time for a little test and interpretation.

Please tell me, in the comments section, what you see in this image. I will then give you my highly professional interpretations of your findings, as they would do it in real life. I might just exaggerate.. a little.

(Also, if you find this blog post long after it was initially published, feel free to reply, still! This is not a one time only thing :) )

  • http://andreagardens.wordpress.com Andrea

    I see two people facing each other, joined by their hearts, hands on a basket of something shared. I like to think it is a basket or some other container holding a baby, or some other shared expression of love. Don’t know what to make of the two red blotches near their heads.

    • Manon Eileen

      Hello, Andrea. *shakes hand* Welcome, I’m Dr. Eileen.

      From your interpretation of the inkblot I can tell you have trouble with interpersonal relationships. You are probably afraid of going outside, afraid to see happy couples everywhere, or mommies with babies and when confronted with it you panic.

      This is a clear case of a panic disorder with agoraphobia. I’d suggest you have extensive (oh, sorry, did I say extensive? I meant expensive… *snicker*) cognitive behavioral therapy!
      The receptionist will schedule some appointments with you, see you soon!

      (a message from the real Manon: Hi Andrea, thanks for stopping by!)

      • Andrea

        Hahahaha! Yes, I’d say the test is unreliable. Thanks for the laugh!

        • Manon Eileen

          Lol. You’re very welcome – glad you enjoyed it.

  • http://piperbayard.wordpress.com Piper Bayard

    Hi Manon. Three things popped into my mind simultaneously, after the most obvious reaction, which was, “Oh, a Rorschach blot.” Two people dancing, pelvic bones, and an evil bug man. If that indicates anything incriminating, I will deny my answers and plead the fifth. 8)

    • Manon Eileen

      Hello Piper, nice to meet you. *shakes hand*

      I would say that you tend to look at the “bigger picture”, and tend to ignore details. You are susceptible to substance abuse and addiction in general. You like to be in the center of a group and like to claim all attention. You’re highly extraverted and you don’t really care about the consequences of your behavior.

      My final diagnosis: histrionic personality disorder

      :p

      Thanks very much, see the receptionist for further details on your payment and to schedule some appointments for treatment because you are clearly in need of it!

      • http://piperbayard.wordpress.com Piper Bayard

        Ok, Manon. You’re officially creepy. Please send the bill, and I’ll put it on my refrigerator. 8)

  • http://cmstewartwrite.wordpress.com/ CMStewart

    2 unisex bird-people, facing each other in mid-air, and emptying a bucket of water with a towel. They’re wearing heels and their breasts have faces on them. Their phasers are set to “stun.” There’s a giant butterfly in the middle and blood stains on the walls from the explosive aneurisms of lifting such a heavy load. BTW the picture is upside-down.

    • Manon Eileen

      …Oh gosh. Have you ever killed people?

      Sorry. Ahem.

      Welcome, C.M. *shakes hand*

      I would say you have some serious troubles in life. I would say you’re highly aggressive, even hostile (especially in interpersonal relationships), and quite neurotic. You’re very likely very anxious about having to deal with your problems (the explosive aneurisms… interesting), but you usually rationalize and analyze everything.

      My final diagnosis: this is obviously a severe case of antisocial personality disorder.

      You’re welcome and you can pay at the reception desk, and please make some appointments for behavioral therapy because I’m afraid you’re in need of it.

      :P

      • http://cmstewartwrite.wordpress.com/ CMStewart

        Killed people? Only in my dreams. MUHAHAHA

        Thank you for your diagnosis, and a check is in the mail, I bet. ;)

  • Friend of The Ripper

    I see the jaw of a skull, surrounded by the black of death, or the black you see when you hit your head hard. Blood is coming out of its nose and it’s crying blood as well.

    • Manon Eileen

      Welcome, Friend. I was called here by the Supreme Court, and I don’t have much time because of all the other criminals I have to test, too. So I hope you don’t mind I make this quick.

      You seem to have some intra- and interpersonal problems. I’d say you have problems with yourself and others that you don’t share with the world. You keep all your anger inside, until you couldn’t do anything but burst. I can tell you’re very angry and hostile and with all that bottled up, it’s not strange you exploded like a volcano and chopped off the guy’s head. You have never finished any type of education, since you obviously have so much trouble with authority.

      Seriously. I wonder why they even needed me for this.

      12 years confined in a psychiatric hospital for you!

      You’re welcome!

      • Friend of The Ripper

        It wasn’t me! It was all a government conspiracy!!

        • Manon Eileen

          Oh wait! Psychotic, too, hm? Interesting.

          • Friend of The Ripper

            You will not get away with this! They say that in twelve years, you will be sorry you treated me this way! Ha! Just like in the movies!!!!!!!!!1!!

  • http://mysilentfury.com Peter Saint-Clair

    I see a double homicide. Perhaps maybe they killed each other for that thing between them.

    • Manon Eileen

      Hello Peter, welcome.

      It is clear to me that you’re very self-centered. You obviously don’t really care for anything but your personal gain. You’re very convinced of your own importance.

      As you didn’t give me much to work with I’d also say you’re quite shortsighted, actually.

      My final diagnosis: Narcissistic personality disorder.

      Unfortunately we don’t treat narcissists in this establishment, so I’m sorry to say that’s all I can offer you!

      • http://mysilentfury.com Peter Saint-Clair

        that explains a lot…thanks Dr.

        • Manon Eileen

          You’re welcome, have a nice day! *big smile*

  • http://jamigold.com Jami Gold

    Hmm, I see 2 men in tuxedos, a vase, a butterfly, and 2 violins in the background. Ooo, oo, I know! It’s a musical dance number up on stage! :)

    • Manon Eileen

      Hello Jami! Welcome!

      Thank you for taking the time to interpret the inkblot. From your interpretation I can tell that you seem to be quite dramatic, perhaps dramatically so (dramatically dramatic, get it, get it? *snickers*). Also, you are very perfectionistic, it seems to me, always striving to perfect details in your work, even to the point where you have to give up social contacts to continue with your work.

      You’d be a perfect ballerina with your dedication!

      Final diagnosis: Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder.

      There you go! Have a good day and be safe!

      • http://jamigold.com Jami Gold

        Geeze, *I* could have told you all *that*. LOL!

        Except for the ballerina part. I’m a founding member of the #KlutzClub, but you’re the doc, so I guess I’ll believe you. *off I go to do dangerous stunts requiring lots of coordination* Wish me luck!

        Thanks! :) Fun post!

        • Manon Eileen

          Lol!!

          *back to normal Manon mode*

          I actually sort of forgot about the #KlutzClub recently! Guess you wouldn’t make a very good ballerina :p I wouldn’t either though, hehe.

          Thanks for stopping by!

  • Wulfie

    I see someone standing in front of a mirror, washing something and dancing, the heartish thing in the middle shows because the person likes his/her reflection and what she/he is doing and is singing which is shown in the musical note floating behind the person’s head.

    • Manon Eileen

      Hi Wulfie and welcome.

      No need to say more! I know what this is. This is a clear case of seperation anxiety disorder. You are clearly afraid to lose your beloved, or even yourself. You’re afraid of death and music seems to be the only thing that can calm you.

      Well, that’s all. You can head back to the entrance and talk with the receptionist, there. She’ll make some appointments for you, for some cognitive therapy. Yep, that’ll be all.

  • http://offthewrittenpath.com Andrew

    Well, at first I thought it was two people facing each other making pottery. But the red in the middle didn’t looked like a butterfly, it looked like a bowtie– and then the overall picture sort of resembled a tuxedo. But the two red blotches on the upper left and right still didn’t fit, so I’m guessing they’re bloodstains on the tuxedo.

    If you tell me that makes me a psychopath, I’m going to be sad. :-(

    • Manon Eileen

      Hi Andrew and nice to meet you!

      First of all, let me just tell you that the term “psychopath” is no longer used among us psychologists. We now tend to refer to those previously known as psychopaths, as people with antisocial personality disorder. Quite the mouthful, but oh so much more respectful, don’t you think?

      Then, your interpretation of the inkblot. Interesting. A tuxedo with some blood stains.

      Well, I’m glad I won’t have to make you sad, because this is obviously a case of schizoid personality disorder. Your interpretation of this image is so far from the general and average interpretation that to me there’s no other conclusion possible than that you’re entirely devoid of the notion of what’s acceptable in modern society. Clearly, you’re entirely isolated from all interpersonal contact.

      Well, that’ll be it! Thanks for seeing me and I hope you’re happy with my service. Ta, now. *waves*

      • Friend of The Ripper

        Andrew, I’ll be free in 12 years, so if you want to join up for revenge by then, just keep in touch!

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  • Festivus143

    i see two woman carrying a heavy basket with a butterfly in between them. The two woman are wearing chokers. The two things on the walls are guitars, sorta. well thats if i have to say what the 2 red blots are

    • http://www.manoneileen.com Manon Eileen

      Well, hello there and nice to meet you. I’d say this is a basket case of dependent personality disorder… Unfortunately, I don’t offer treatment for this particular disorder, but I think my assistant will be able to help you find a place for treatment. Good luck and I wish you strength! 

  • http://twitter.com/_Corporal Corporal

    Thank you for your time.
    My wife sees too people carrying something.
    I see what appears to be some type of figure, maybe a skull or mask or something.